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why don’t you change your location to my bed?

smells like teen spirit but it's actually dog shit 

I think I'm going bald, that's it

What if Trump and Obama face-time'd once and just stared at their cameras before talking about the government. Then like, Trump got up and started eating Chips Ahoy and Obama got pissed because he thought Oreo's were a lot better and they started a rivalry that passed on to be a war that made the military get involved which made the government's own personal group of security go against their own forces which ended up killing every single guard the government had and a half of the military. Then Biden ate Cameo's and another war started and this time Michelle stepped forward and brought Beyonce to host a "Single Ladies" show so they just played the concert over the war and shouting with guns firing over those. Just a thought!

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It just came to mind about how Obama reacts when he sees a meme of himself once again. Does he stare at it in joy? Does he cry happily? Does he feel disappointed in humanity? Does he chuckle or does he wheeze his lungs out at it? Maybe he even shows it to Michelle like "MICHELLE, MICHELLE, LOOK AT THIS" Or does he smash his phone? Does he show it to his kids proudly? Does he cry thinking people are making fun of him? 

I'VE REVIVED BECAUSE I REMEMBERED I HAD TO MARRY SOME PEOPLE AND NOW I CAN'T FIND THEM GODDAMN IT. ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

There was a mouse running around in my house and I found out I could actually climb. I was scared to death, don't mind me.