TV’s Tom

only 3 more followers until they've doubled!

Working on something big. I’m ready for my amount of followers to DOUBLE.

‘Sup

Joined 9 months ago... I’ve been here a whole pregnancy 

Heck 164 views. Where’s my New York Times Best Selling sticker? 

Why do they put fruit in dinners and not vegetables wtf

Your conversation board looks like the group chat for 14 teenagers high on weed at 4 AM.

Okay what now

Girls pee while sitting down ♀it's how we aim, and boys like to pee in an arch ♂. #showerfacts

 #showerthoughts