Hello.

Well that's five characters out of the way.

Well done.

So how should we write this?

Well we're two people talking in the same page: how are we gonna do that? 

Why don't we just put our initials on the left? 

R: Hi! 

M: Hello! 

R: I'm Ripley. 

M: And I am MacKenzie. 

M&R: And welcome to The Amazing Account Is Not On Fire!

M: Wait, how did we both say that?!

R: I guess we said it at the same time? I have no idea. 

M: Anyways, welcome to the account! Take off your shoes, make yourselves at home. 

R: Are they reading our bio or climbing inside it?

M: They can do whatever they want with it, except eat it. You can lick the vowels on this page, though, as we typed it with cola-flavoured font! 

R: That is not true: do not lick the device. MacKenzie, behave, we've only been doing this for twenty lines.

M: I guess we should do some kind of introduction?

R: Yes that would be helpful. I think we should start by introducing ourselves for anyone who's wondering why they've spent a minute of their life reading us deciding what it is we're writing. 

M: We are Ripley and MacKenzie and we make cosplays and stories on the internet! Stories about what we would like ourselves to be and what we wish our lives were like and how we don't fit into the world are really the only things we do!

R: And over the years, for some reason a lot of people enjoyed these things we made! 

M:  The fandom things we've shared with our followers came together to create this world of MacKenzie and Ripley!

R: And that's why we made this account. You never know what might happen in the future. The internet might get deleted, a meteor could destroy the whole world, or one of us could die and it would be really sad. 

M: Ripley! Don't get like that already-- we're only on the introduction. 

R: Oops, sorry. 

M: Let's go!

R: But where should we start?

M: At the beginning of roleplay!