Do you smell that?

*Looks at you*

Why hello there,

I'm TabbyFatCat ^^

I decided to write one day, isn't that great.

The main reason I can truly be my self is because of my motto.
"F*ck everyone." 

With that in mind, I can be anything.
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You know, I wrote some pretty pretentious crap in this description.

I thought "Hey! If I sound sophisticated maybe people will give a rat's ass about me."

Obviously I had blatantly ignored my motto.

Point one to me.

I hope you feel as honoured as I do, reading this absolute drivel. <3

XD

It's late here.
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Let's make today LegendNARRY.
I have a lot of amaZAYN friends on Wattpad, they are all brilLIAM. 
I don't pick favourites because they're all extraordinHARRY. 
FormNIALL isn't my style, just say 'Hi' and I'll think you're fabLOUIS. 
I know this was PAYNEful but I thought it would be hiLARRYous.
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TFC- I'm like that weird rowdy child, sitting at the back of the classroom, constantly seeking approval from it's parents for it's macaroni attempt of a book.

*Stares at you longingly*

As loyal and annoying too. 

And as a child with many, MANY needs, I wish to have a lot of playmates.

Wink wink.
Nod nod.
Hint F*CKING hint.
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Let's be FRIENDS
Even if you're boring as fu- :D
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SIDE NOTE: if you know what my background is, my love for you will be rare and unconditional
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COUNTDOWN TO 18: 1 months
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1/6/16- Started writing