MY PHONE SUCKS! IT HAS A THREE HOUR LIMIT AND I HAVE A BREAK FOR THE HOLIDAYS SO I HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT MEMES OR PLAY GAMES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY PHONE SUCKS! IT HAS A THREE HOUR LIMIT AND I HAVE A BREAK FOR THE HOLIDAYS SO I HAVE LOTS OF FREE TIME AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT MEMES OR PLAY GAMES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
By reading this, you have been conscripted into the army of Ratan. You must use Ratan instead of rat satan/god, and conscript others into the army of Ratan.
Good luck out there soldier.