Hey, I'm Rebekah. I'm a Table Troll. You might know my cousins, they're the creepy short guys covered in warts that hide under bridges.

You are probably wondering what a Table Troll is. They're humanoids who sit under a tables and tickle people's feet all day. Its a real dangerous job, but its worth bring smiles to peoples faces, even if they try to kick my nose into my skull. At least that's what I should say; truth is I want to travel: backpack Europe, ride a bike to Alaska, and discover mermaids. All while writing.  Which is sad, because English is my hardest class. 

I come from an amazing, blended family. Meaning, my mom and dad got a divorce when I was young. My dad has been remarried a couple of times, but so far all have ended in divorce. One step mom I call my Bonus mom. She has been an inspiration to me in ways I could never express. My mom, actual mom, still isn't married, but I'm trying to set her up so that she can give me a baby brother. 

I'm also the eldest sister of three girls who are so much like boys they could be. My younger sister is fascinated with camo! Camo sheets, blankets, duck tape! If it's camo, she will love it. Once, she even lost her camo I pad on her Camo bed. Best day ever, because I didn't need to do anything to torment her. My youngest sister is a evil brat in love with anime. Anime is her drug. These two girls are me peeps who I love with all of my little heart. 

Now you know what there is to know about me. My name is Rebekah, I'm a table Troll, and an inspired writer who want to travle every centimeter of this planet and more.