uh yall?
um.
uh.
I have some...minor bad news...
China.
China said.
China said that uh...
China said that there's a...uhhhhhh...
*deeeeeeep breath*
CHINA SAID THAT THERES A NEW VIRUS
OH MY GOD PLZ NO WHYYYY GOD WHYYYYY THE YEAR JUST STARTED BRO A CYBERTRUCK EXPLODED AND THE THING IN NEW ORLEANS AND THE THING IN HAWAII AND NOW THIS??? HELP, IM GETTING FLASHBACKS
AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DONT LET 2025 END UP LIKE 2020??? THAT WAS ONE OF MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS AND IT WASNT EVEN A WEEK INTO THE YEAR BRO
WTH
WHYYYYYY
buuuuuut, (pffffft butt-)
I'm pretty sure that Stalin (the soviet union guy) brainwashed all the politicians and made them slowly take away the freedom of speech cuz usually when ppl go out and protest the police get them so then it all slowly goes to communism, and Stalin went back in time to whoever made the calendar and told them to let the start of 2020 be wtf and also 2025 and since Trump likes russia for some reason Stalin also helped Trump win the elections and he also let China make covid 19 and this other new virus and he also wants the Confederacy to come back so us Americans will have another civil war and then he starts WW3 so while we're all distracted by that he restarts the Soviet union and communism takes over the world. AND WHILE I WAS WRITING ALL THAT SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME THERE WAS A EARTHQUAKE IN ETHIOPIA.
ITS THE START OF THE YEAR.
ITS THE FRICKIM START OF THE DAMN YEAR.
WTH
NO
WTF
YEAH THATS RIGHT I SAID IT.
WTF
WTF
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
WHAT
THE
FFFFFFFFFUUUU-
ok I took that a liiiiittle bit to far...heh...
yes.
this is what goes on in my brain.
in conclusion,
*ahem*
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
(as you can see I have a love-hate relationship with china)
