~Taekook, Taegi, Hopekook, and Sugakook equal the recipe for my death...
~Tae is a TOPpin' tiger that'll take you down as he yells "timber"...
~Tae is a thug and he'll snipe you down reaaaal quick with a 30 on his hip...
~I am an open minded person, but Vottom makes me cringe so hard that sometimes I think I might get permanent wrinkles.....no lie...
~Jungkook's butt is gorgeous and his Victoria's Secret shoppin ass belongs to Tae.....even though Hoseok and Yoongi like to snatch it up once in a while...