Hercules Mulligan, Certified Horsefucker

PROFESSIONAL FLOWER GIRL OH MY GOD—

WELL HAI

@Sae_The_Weirdo [staggers back] fLoWeRs-

OMG THE YORKTOWN ANIMATIC

DEAR EVAN HANSEN....
          have a snickers
          you're not you when you're hungry.

//;how did this account go from a Mary Lauren anon to a Perry the Platypus to Robin to Cyborg to Blossom XD

honestly, i'd like to believe that the most beautiful thing in the world is oak singing defying gravity in a mickey mouse voice,,
          
          but he's also said "come on everybody. moo with mickey!" so,,))

WORDS FAIL, WORDS FAAAAAAAILLLL, THERE'S N OT HI NG I CAN SAY, EXCEPT someTIMES YOU SEE E V ERYTHING YOU WANTED AAAAAAND SOMETIMES, YOU SEE EVERYTHING YOU WISH YOU HAD AND IT'S RIGHT THERE - RIGHT THERE rIIIIIIIiiIIiiiGHT tHEre
          
          in front of you

BRA'S BRA'S
          I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN

I'm going to a seminar for test-taking tips from ONE TO FIVE, HELP