Hannah Janda. I am simple. 
~ Tell the truth
~ Don't lie about having feelings when you don't.
~ I write because I enjoy it and it relives my anxiety. I do not write simply for your pleasure, but for mine. I enjoy constructive criticism but I do not appreciate snide comments. 
~ I enjoy Shakespeare because he was a smart ass who made mom and dick jokes. 
~ Real writing isn't measured by your vocabulary, isn't measured by your grammar or your spelling, it's measured by how good the story is. 
~ If you want to talk to me, send me a message. The only way you're going to attract my attention is to say hi. 
~ Have a nice day, because this day only happens once.