Pussy Destroyer 9000

Lmao i'm gay

I'm having a moment of hatred and anger right now but Google's just suggesting stress balls its fucking 11 at night how do you settle anger 

Hi I'm looking for a new best frand

I know it's rude to say stuff like this but I fucking hate my sister so much. she's such a Dick to me and she never listens to me. She always gets upset when I ignore her and calls me a drama queen and then when she ignores me and I get mad she fucking calls me a wuss and I hate her so much

hi. so ive been dead for quite the while now, and i just wanted to say im not, and that i kinda wanna try make some new books. ive got a bunch of ideas, so i think im just gonna go for it. 
          
          i hope you had a good day

Wagging school today but actually woke up in the middle of the night puking on myself. I want to make a story, but I don't want disappointment when it fails

so I'm looking for a Dan and Phil book where it's basically like if you're feeling sad, you go blue and that kind of shit, and it's like Dan and Phil don't like each other and they're about to fight when they both glow pink or something which shows that they both like each other. I'm trying to find it but I can't and I don't recall who wrote it or what the name of it is. if anybody recognizes it, tell me PLEASE

I'm the same colour as a plaster

10 fish are in a tank!
          -2 drown
          -4 Swim away
          -3 Die
          How many are left?

I SWEAR TO GOD. YOU CHANGE YOUR ACCOUNT NAME AND PICTURE EVERYDAY HHHHHH