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SIRI, DEFINE TAL-TALK.

Tal-Talk
/tôl tôk/ 
noun
           1. An existential crisis in a bag, usually referred to as "Tol Bean".
      Example: Tol Bean is the dorkiest of all dorks.
           2. A backup account (Bunneh657) gone rogue. 
      Example Unavailable.
           3. An artistic creature; is usually very emotionally (and sometimes physically) attached to fictional characters and materialistic objects.
       Example: "OH MY GOD DALLY IS DEAD" "Calm down, Tol." "NO HE'S DEAD HOW CAN I CALM DOWN" "He's a fictional character created by-" "HE IS NOT FICTIONAL IN MY MIND"
            4. Total The Outsiders trash. 
            5. Tends not to use proper grammar, punctuation, etc.
            6. (Yes, I know how to spell "Tall".)