🍊POOPS🍊

 #SAVEWOTAH
          
          I KEEP MY POOPS IN A JAR SO I DON'T HAVE TO FLUSH AND WASTE WATER. THAT WAY I GET FREE DINNER 
          
          >TEA<
          
          

MY SECRET FOR EATING A YUMMY LOLLYPOP IS TO STICK YOUR EAR WAX ON IT AND LICK IT UNTIL IT MELTS AND THEN BITE IT ALL OFF.
          
          >TEA<

I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT GOING VEGAN BUT THE WOULD MEAN I KILL PLANTS. I DECIDED TO GO POOPEN IT MEANS I EAT MY POOP AND NO ONE GETS HARMED!
          YEY!
          -WEIRDO
          GREAT LIFESTYLE, TOTALLY SUGGEST ITTT! 

I WEAVE MY BUTT HAIR WITH MY COTTON CANDY! I CALL IT CHOCOLATE FLAVORED! 
          -WEIRDO 

I JUST FOUND A SNAKE FROM MY BUTTHOLE!
          
          I GUESS I KNOW WHAT I'LL HAVE FOR DINNER!
          
          >TEA<

I USED TO HAVE A PARROT IN MY ASS WHO WOULD ALWAYS WHISPER FART WHEN I FARTED!
          -WEIRDO 

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE PAY FOR THOSE BROWN FACIALS WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR OWN POOP...
          -WEIRDO 

SOMEONE’S POOP IS ANOTHER PERSON’S TREASURE, RIGHT?
          -WEIRDO 

I think we just ruined the whole comment chain. 

MY TOILET BROKE! 
          
          
          I GUESS I HAVE FREE FOOD FOR 3 MONTHS NOW
          
          >TEA <