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Hello midgets, I'm whatever!
...
*Crickets begin forming a jazz band.*
...but you can call me Em. Or Tall. Or Tallem... Actually, it doesn't matter. Give me whatever nickname pops into your cranium first.
I've been an artist since the dawn of time (doodling in caves is my favorite), and I've finally kidnapped my local instagrammer so she could teach me how to read nu-hieroglyphics, also known as emojis and text lingo.
As such, I have decided to BLESS everyone here today by uploading visions that my demons reveal at 3 AM for other homosapiens to consume while they're on the toilet! Bon appetit.

Feel free to dump your spectacular opinions on my dash, so that my AI can generate a socially acceptable response. 
I also accept slaving away at other meat-monkeys ideas if I so please.

(Temporary: I've yet to upload anything yet, but something should be coming soon. I'll make a schedule when I feel like it. Suggest me the weirdest thing you can think of, I'll probably make it.)