✌️You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. 

✌️But if at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your girlfriend told you.

✌️ I'm really bored. I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.

✌️ I know, I'm so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I'm saying. 

✌️It's so easy to be wise; think of something stupid to say and don't say it. Just be as silent as the g in lasagna.

✌️OR YOU CAN SING AND SHOUT AND SCREAM UNTIL WORDS COME OUT FOR THE WORLD.

✌️Do me a favor and think of the dumbest things to say and avoid saying them. Helps me a lot.