BoozeInspector

Howdy!
          
          So, I'm a lil bit narked at the moment. Simply because, it has come to my attention that someone has ripped off my lil Kitty story.
          
          To the point of giving cutsey nicknames to try and hide the fact that they took my OC, took part of her backstory with established characters, and her abilities and simply changed the name and some of her physical traits.
          
          Her personality? Identical. Her powers? The same. Her connection to Wesker? Identical. And before people accuse me of being an angry fangirl, let me make a few things clear. Firstly, that I'd like to think that I do a better job than this hack at keeping Wesker in character (although, that is up for speculation.)
          
          Secondly, Kitty x Wesker? Is NOT canon. I hate to spoil that for folks, but it is the truth. Theirs is a strictly "business" relationship. Is there tension there? Yes. That was not my intent; we call this a red herring (and yes, my inner fangirl does get a slight kick out of it.)
          
          Thirdly, it is the unoriginality that pisses me off. Yes, fanfic. I get it. Pot kettle. But seriously. Come up with your own OP character that isn't a carbon copy of my RP character from five years ago. Whom I first came up with when I played a zombified high schooler that loved to troll people. The author even ripped off Kitty's mischevious trickster humour, and furry facial expressions! And her dress style is shockingly similar.
          
          And as a side note: Onslaught and Neo are also rp characters that belong to my bf and my former roommate, respectively. Both of whom I had to convince to let me use their characters. Now, I am considering taking my story down entirely to prevent that shit from happening. If only because my bf does not want Onslaught being mishandled - I have to run every creative choice through him first before I publish anything pertaining to Onslaught.
          
          So. With this news... Thoughts?

Howdy! Change of plan. I have started work on Chapter 8. Forewarning: I am writing this out of spite. And I'm afraid Agent Wesker is temporarily out of action until I feel comfortable bringing him back on. Mostly because I am pissed off but also because I am finding the love-hate dynamic between him and Kitty to be rather tedious to read. Writing it can be fun, but due to current circumstances? No. I do not feel comfortable writing that shit. I think I'll unpublish the Oneshot, too. Fuckit... I may have to go back and rewrite Topside entirely. Or... Figure out a resolution. Either way, uh... Consider this my mini fuck you to a certain toxic dickhead in my life. GFY.
          
          Moving on. Take care, folks. Stay safe.

Hey folks! I am still working on my spork, and such I have been making some small additions to my chapters. In this lengthy tweaking process, one of the jpg, gifs and urls were not showing up in Chapter 5 (Part Two.) As such that chapter has been temporarily unpublished until I've fixed the problem.
          
          It should be back up and running soon. Current "sporkers" are skimming Chapter 7 (Part Three.) Partly because fuckall happens and is just Gerg adding nauseating fluff, Kitty calling Wesker gay, me not wanting to read more of Gerg's bollocks than I have to, and the fact that I'm trying to avoid breaking it into 4 parts.
          
          Anyway. Updated. Stay safe, folks! 

Back, bitches! Settled into the new digs. Still working on getting the rest of my bills set up, and some furniture moved in.
          
          But yay! I also managed to post Part One of That Chapter (7) and I'm currently working on Part Two. This may end up as a three parter, due to the immense word padding for an underwhelming climax not even halfway through the book. So... Fun, as you can imagine.
          
          There will also be a brief overview of gun laws in the US looking at the assault rifle ban, comparing the M16 to its civilian counterpart and Gerg's blatant misinformation about a MILITARY firearm. I assure, there is a point to this!
          
          Take care folks, and hope y'all are staying safe.

I am currently in the middle of moving, and will not be hooked up to the internet for about two weeks.
          
          So this quarantine is gunna be fun. Had to fall on bank holiday weekend, too. I had plans to get tonnes of writing done!
          
          This is unconfirmed, however there may be an interesting collaboration of sorts in the works. If any of you are interested, please follow @MrDCDouglas on twitter. Sealing himself away in his own isolation chamber so he can continue to do his job. Respect, dude.
          
          If we can get him to 10k followers by April, I'll see if I can find some good ol' slashfic from Wattpad's underbelly to offer up to His Highness. Anyone that suggests Realm of the Onion chapters that feature Kitty x Wesker will get an egg.
          
          I might even be tempted to find a charity link to help support the efforts of those brave souls caught up in COVID-19.

Curious. I wonder if there's any way we can get someone to do live readings of my sporks. Would anyone be interested in a YT channel dedicated to reading Topside: Realm of the Onion? Alcohol and cannibas may be involved.
           #Onision #Anti-Onision #Fallout #ResidentEvil #DeadRising #Capcom #YouTube 

Yo, Kitty is currently on a brief hiatus regarding sporkings. I will have updated chapter 4 of Stones to Abbigale before Christmas, however The Mister will be on hold indefinetely as Kitty is currently surfing for a forever home [also any excuse to avoid death via boredom.]