People assume that
                                                                                     TIME
                                                                       Is a strict progression
                                                                        of cause to effect.
                                                                         But actually from a
                                                                            NON-LINEAR
                                               !                        NON-SUBJECTIVE                     !
                                                                         viewpoint it's more
                                                                                     like
                                                                            A BIG BALL of 
                                                                        WIBBLY WOBBLY 
                                                                           TIMEY WIMEY 
                                                                                 STUFF