showtime! showtime!
im john laurens and the place to be
two pints of sam adams, but im workin' on three
those redcoats dont want it with me, cause i will pap-chicka plap these cops till im free!
oui oui mon ami je a'ppelle Lafayette
the Lancelot of the revolutionary set
i came from afar just to say "bonsoir!'
tell the king, "casse toi"
who's the best? c'est moi
plah, plah, i am hercules mulligan, up in it, lovin it, yes i heard your mother say, "come again!"
lock up your daughters and horses, of course its hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (wow)
no more sex, pour me another brew, son
lets raise a couple more to the revolution!
