Oh where oh where to begin? I guess considering the fact that there are an overwhelming amount of 'About Mes' in general?! Almost every moment starts a new one. "Hi I'm Taryn I am 36 going on 16 and my life is a cluster fck of cluster fcks!" "Hello my names Taryn, I wasn't raised like the prissy princess I seem like now, oh no, i was the daughter of a drug lord so at 5 I was learning how to evade police on small high speed chases, how long a human can be in a trunk before they pass out and u should worry if death is not ur goal; and there are many factors to that! How pigs will eat an entire dead body, and how to run the damn world" "I'm Taryn, people close to me call me T, but thats not me telling YOU to call me that, no, I have a very very small circle of people I love and trust, and its one of the hardest clubs to get into" "Hey I'm Taryn and I'm an addict, currently 5 years clean from a vicious 15 year heroin worship" "Hey sup dudes, names Taryn, Im one of the coolest ppl u could kno, I believe it to be factual because there are so very very few people left in this huge world that still care and hold onto things like trust, kindness, honesty, being real, manners, and everything that we were raised by, bcuz to me that's still what makes a human being and a good person" "U kno the name, everyone does where I'm from, because most respect me, some fear me, but I find that even those people respect me bcuz they fear me" "Hi, my life is a mess, a jumbled up mental health issues ridden mess!!!!" I can write a book of AboutMeisms. Hell maybe I will, it'll be a series called u can't make this shit up!!