Sooooo.....HEEEEYYY!! HAHAHA!! JK! okay seriously, why am i yelling?!?! nevermind, back to the point! I love 9 idiots that I'll never meet.....which sucks unicorn butt. I LOVE FOOD!!!! Touch MY food.....and I'll fucking murder you in your sleep.....okay!!
♥ EVANESCENCE ♥ONE DIRECTION♥5 SECONDS OF SUMMER♥PARAMORE♥
If you ever meet me , you would think I'm just a black and white mixed person.....but I'M NOT!! I'M LITERALLY INTERNATIONAL BITCH!! my family tree's apples are soooo messed up, that the apples.....look like saggy boobs. One part of the family is Indian...another part Australian....another part Scottish....another part Hawaiian....like..... did God just say, "yup...just gonna dump a whole lot of that in there....some of this......hey Moses come try this! it's so fun!!" or what? when I get mad.....I sound like a Scottish person cussing you out. imagine that will ya?
You probably know by now that I'm weird as FUCK!! Yeaaahh.....I could look at a plain white wall and say, "Oh! look at that unicorn throwing up sparkly poop while twerking to MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!" I'm THAT messed up. Anyway to wrap it all up......SUPERWOMAN IS BAEEEE!! GO CHECK HER OUT!!! jk! what i meant to say was.....
SEE YA LATER BITCHES!!!! LOVE YA!!
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