I love cats. They're furry and some cats are gay, like my cat, Uncle Poodle. I enjoy eating bacon because it tastes good. But it causes cancer. Obama is one of the coolest presidents ever. He's even cooler than me. I enjoy to stare at one direction photos a lot. But that's only because they're hot. Nike is the coolest brand because it just is. I wish I was a teenage mutant ninja turtle. That would be cool. I think unicorns are real. They're just extinct. I wish cancer would get cancer and die. I cry every time I watch the movie Bully. I really do. I hope you read all of this. Now you know some things about me:)