the majestic creature of the ginger (Actual wiki description)
Common characteristics of the household Ginger are blue eyes and an abnormal amount of facial freckles. This is why children are attracted to Gingers: they believe they are playing join-the-dots games. They're also well known for the fact that they cannot stand sunlight. A ginger exposed to direct sunlight can expect to last 5 minutes at most before cumbling into a toxic orange dust. If the day is overcast, 6 minutes, tops. This has lead to the popular saying, "A ginger kid's chance on the beach."
Gingers are fun loving creatures, who especially like baby carrots and goldfish. If you feed a ginger a baby carrot, or a goldfish it will befriend you for life. Gingers are very territorial and will protect their cocoons with their lives. While seeming cute, Ginger children devour waffles, so make sure to protect them if any of these creatures come into your home.
Gingers have been know to gain superhuman abilities when merging their orange life force with other Gingers. This has led to the the development of Ginger Fission. The Ginger screech is when two or more gingers combine in a screech destroying all windows and eardrums within 23 metres Ginger hair also has special abilities, if you pluck one form a Ginger baby, the hair will ignite like a match.
Even though this ginger-power movement has been established, there are still the select few who are still (quite rightly) ashamed of their gingervitis. They will often dye their hair in an effort to fit in with normal humans in order to get close with them. Numerous ‘normals’ across all parts of the globe have been reported missing, with witnesses claiming the last place they were seen was entering the lair of a Ginger. Gingers typically deny all knowledge of these mysterious disappearances.