BOW DOWN TO ME MY FELLOW EARTHLINGS, I AM YOUR LEADER *cough, in diguise, cough*

I SHALL LEAD MY ARMY OF MUTATED UNICORNS, MERMAIDS AND MAGICAL CREATURES (with the bonus of giraffes and Elmo) TO VICTORY OF WORLD DOMINATION.



Look kiddo's, im a nice chick, therefore i am warning you, when/if you chat to me, its physically better (for you) to cover your eyes so you dont get 'blinded' from my awesomeness!! ;)
So feel free to chat to me anytime any place (preferably not down a dark alley, you can never be too carefull these days) and we will have a wonderfull conversation. 

Some might also want to look into applications to become my side kick for world domination, just putting the opportunitie out there....SEE IM NICE!
hehhe. 

If you want to know more about me, weelllllll....

<3 I like walrus's

<3 Im currently in the process of learning how to grow wings      ...*whispers* im almost there!
     then i will be able to fly and join dragons and faries in the sky!...I"LL BLOODY SHOW YOU MUM!!!!!


<3  *clears throat to avoid awkwarrd silence* Annnyyyway enjoy your reading fellow earthlyings (soon to be my slaves wrapped around my pinky finger whilst i sit on my thrown with a whip in hand watching all the pedophiles gathered up doing hard labour) 


(smiley face...see!!!)   ------>    :)    <------- (his name is superman...coz he's a superhero)

Talk to you later *waves vigorously through the computer*

xx