Yikes

Yeet WWIII :/ 

I wrote something...
          
          Dan was kneeling at the kitchen door. Phil looking slyly at Dan which a rather large whisk in his hand.
          "Oh Danny" Phil exclaimed
          "No, no Phil.. you don't understand" Dan spat back
          "Oh I do. I 100% do understand Dan" 
          "Please no.." Dan trembled in fear
          Before he knew what was happening, Phil had pushed Dan onto the floor and was unbuckling his belt, still holding the wise in his left. Dan tried to fight against Phil's strength but he couldn't.
          "Phil.. please no" Dan cried out in agony as Phil pressed the whisk between Dan's buttocks, only to discover; Dan had no asshole.

i'm jai, the phandom,troyler,shawn mendes, max ride kid you made friends with today

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