i remember way back when- nah i'll just get straight to it. over a year ago. i remember the first time i talked to you. i was in a pissy mood and you were sexually harassing my bro bro. i immediately started cussing you out. i think it pissed me off more that you were amused by it than when you called me hothead. and hothead was an annoying nickname, but i grew to love it. after that everything was so weird and happened really fast. it was so freaking awesome until you left. and if i'm honest, i don't regret anything. but i do hate the memories. they just make me sad. and then i talked with that alpha wolf female or whatever. funny how life works. haha. i would incinerate them and send their ashes into the sun if my memories were a physical object. sadly, they're not and i have to deal with it. oh well. i'm pretty sure you won't see this because you are THE MOST inconsistent person i know and you're never on. but, if for some reason you do actually end up seeing this, i need you to know a few things:
1) keep eatin them jesus cookies. mmmmhm.
2) cheeto jr. is still alive and is green as ever.
3) faggy the frog is still hoppin too.
4) i miss you.
5) i love you, but you don't believe me, and i won't stop my entire life because you don't.
uhhhhhh haha that's all. sorry everyone who had to read this.