JOKES TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
q: whats the scariest thing you can find on Halloween
a: an Easter egg
knock knock
who's there
mango
mango who
knock knock
who's there
mango
mango who
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY MANGO
COME BACKS/ SONGS
person 1: your such a sl#t
person 2: oh please you've banged more than the dot in Pixar
person 1: no one likes you
person 2: your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
(tune of twinkle twinkle little star)
twinkle twinkle little sl#t
name on guy you haven't f*cked
was he skinny was he tall
never mind you do them all
twinkle twinkle little b*tch
close your legs it smells like fish
person 1: your ugly
person 2: please don't use your name as a descriptive word
person 1: what
person 2: guys call you that so often I assumed it was your name
person 1: *looks at person 2* what do you get when you cross garbage with a pig
person 2: can we not talk about your family tree right now?
roses are red
violet are blue
sugar looks sweet
and so do you
but the roses have withered
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
so is your head
roses are red
sh*t is Brown
shut the f#ck up
sit the f#ck down
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