Hello, black lives matter
*laughs in they/them*
Hey wassup y'all. Ahaha ay it's ya boy uhh SKINNY PE-
I SWEAR I STILL USE THIS APP
Nice to meet ya *holds out cold hand* I'm Teamadewithholywater. Professional procrastinator. Here's my card *winks*
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Didn't know you had the authority to judge me. Is Jesus hiring? 🐸☕️
wElCoMe To BiBlE sTuDy We'Re AlL cHiLdReN oF jEsUs
Come at me. We swinging elbows
WhOeVeR tHrEw ThEm FeElS
YoUr MoM's A hOE
I really out here......bREATHING
Someone stop me
Ms. Rona: Say no more
Y'all hear sum? 🗿
It's not gender. Not in this household-
Pet my cat today? Yes
Gender cancelled? Yes
Hotel? Trivago
Gender? Sure yeah it's right here. *looks around* Haha wait hold on *frantically looks though stuff* I JUST HAD IT WHAT THE FU- *cuts to commercial*
Got a problem? Write a note to the complaints department *points at trash can* wAIT- don't throw stuff at me
Sir this is a McDonalds drive thru
Yes, yes I am straight......from hell
SO I WAS SITTING THERE, BARBECUE SAUCE ON MY-
Me: Pfft-anime? I ain't no weeb *tries to hide manga manga while wearing anime hoodie with room full of anime posters*
🌹Jonghyun......when you left...you took a piece of me with you......please take care of it...and rest forever🌹
Meme lord away! *jumps out window*
sO tHaT KiDs iS hOw i BrOkE mY aRm
I don't feel like apologizing for who I am anymore #pride 🌈
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- Behind you.…Haha just kidding. No seriously I'm over your shoulder while you look at my profile. Nice shoulder by the way. Lemme kith 👁👄👁
- JoinedOctober 14, 2017
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