IM LIKE A FIREMAN, I TURN HOES ON ;)

-I have a screaming walrus shoved in my closet O_O Dun worry i feed him animal crackers twice a day.
-I  have conversations with myself but pretend that the person I am talking to is someone else.
-I have a dog and a pet unicon :DDD Nah AKA my bff.
-I love to write books and talk all day. I like to annoy people and be weird.
-I tend to stand out near normal people... and i like that.
-My ther friend always steals my cookies -RAGE FACE- D:
-Whenever I don’t know how to spell a word or if I feel like I’m spelling it wrong I go to Google and type it out
-I always throw parties when i’m home alone… but I only invite my dog…
-Sometimes when I am alone in a room, I act like my friends are watching me, and I pretend to be all cool O_Oweird but true..
-I can lick my left knee easily, but it is nearly impossible for me to lick my right one. Nearly.
-Clowns scare me ;o;
I’m terrified of butterflies and thunder makes me cry. Lol jk