Tears_and_Vodka
Thinking about writing a book in German. Another countryhumans book, but about Croatia/Yugoslavia. Inspired by "The Hired Man" (my fav boom atm)
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Y'all my youngest brother is watching Italian brainrot I'm gonna cry he's gonna be an iPad kid :broken heart:
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@ SpleenKing
฿Ɇ ₦Ø₮ ₳₣Ɽ₳łĐ ₵ⱧłⱠĐ, ₣ØⱤ ɎØɄⱤ ĐɆ₴₮ł₦Ɏ ₳₦Đ ₣₳ł₮Ⱨ ł₴ ₦Ø₩ ł₦ ₥Ɏ Ⱨ₳₦Đ₴
*magically levitates to the heavans*
SpleenKing
@Tears_and_Vodka *my hand brushes yours in a platonic manner* of course, my liege… *my orbs shine like a shiny shine* and I will serve you as your right and left hand man *trembles as you turn into your true form and I stutter a stutter while blushing so much my head turns into a pineapple* w-w-w-w-waoh.. yy-y-your s-s-s-s-s-s-so r-r-r-rad i-i-in t-t-t-t-that f-f-form…
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@ SpleenKing
*looks down at my hands*
You're right....
*looks up at the sky*
I could... Rule them like a God...
*my eyes darkened as I turn into my true form*
An angry God...
Tears_and_Vodka
Relapsing hurts more when you've been clean and thought you were getting better for a while.
CanadaIsSuperior
Dude your ruscan story is peak
IsabelaSilva628916
Hi, I'm from Brazil, I love your stories.
Tears_and_Vodka
HO WATTPAD REMOVED MY BOOK WTF?? :'D
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I feel old because wdym Hetalia came out in the SAME YEAR that I was born in Ho :crying emoji:
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AHHHHH HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE >w<
SpleenKing
omgg my scrunkly scrimbly smiley sharkie is this us-core?? :D
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૮ • •) ( • • 7 I wants lemon. Cans I have it?
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૮ • • ) ( • • 7 You’s mean…look! Another lemon!
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Hey! へ ╱|
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My lemon! へ ╱|
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the lemon can be a metaphor for our love of spleens <33
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@ SpleenKing
WE SHALL TAKE CONTROL OVER THE WHOLE WORLD AND CALL OURSELVES THE CATHOLIC EMPIRE OF SPLEEN
SpleenKing
@Tears_and_Vodka AND WE CAN CREATE AN ARMY OF FLUFFY CREATURES THAT LOOK HARMLESS BUT KNOW HOW TO WRESTLE TO PROTECT US AKA TWO VERY TALL AND MERCIFUL RULERS OVER OUR LAND RAAAAHHHH
Tears_and_Vodka
Okay this might come random af but I'm genuinely thinking about converting to Orthodoxy-
SpleenKing
@Tears_and_Vodka OBVIOUSLYY, THE CRYING CHILD REBOOT :idk reaction pic of a child be consumed: