Ted Castello

How do I bribe people into following me? Cuz at least some would be nice, ya kno? Or some votes? I'm not trying to get first ranked here, I just wanna know that someone cares? 

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          INVADER ZIM
          NEEDS A REBOOT

I would just like to say how it hasn't even been 24 hours and I already have 10 views on my story and a follower. My question is, how did you find me?