I live in a place codenamed 'Wonderland'. Yeah pretty stupid, anyway I'm 3 years old plus a few more years and I love to read books. (Actually, I read a whole shelf of books and that's like...Wait how many books are there in that shelf again? 22 or 29?..... (10 hours later) Heeelllooo... IS THERE ANYONE WHO'S GONNA F***KING ANSWE-- ummm... sorry guys, got carried away and pls excuse me french (fries. yum!) Hehe.... So guys nice of you to see my profile. luv yah!

(backstage)
Eww... did I just say that? To a bunch o' sluts?! Yeeewww!!!

(Sorry to offend you folks, that was just a joke. I didn't mean to attack anyone with that. Don't get mad if your not one of those...Uh what did I call them again?... oh right...those 'sluts' hehe..) 

BTW thanks for following me guys. I think you were drunk or possessed by my spirit or you were taking drugs (ARE YOU?! GIMME SUM!) so you followed me without knowing it. Anyway, thanks(even if you were just drunk or whatever).

I want to say something to You-Know-Who (Not Voldemort *dun-dun-dun-dun*). Just added this in case you were infected with the most popular, some how not curable, disease called stupidity. [No offense] If you're reading right now....PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE WITH CHEESE AND PEPPERONI ON TOP (oh and pineapples too) STOP CHANGING YOUR ACCOUNT USING COMPLICATED PASSWORDS AND USE SIMPLE ONES OR YOU COULD JUST DRINK A MEDICINE THAT SHARPENS YOUR MEMORY!

*cricket chirps*

*everyone looks at cricket*

Cricket: Oh, uh... Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. I'll just go home. Oh wait, my house was this way. 

*cricket walks out*

P1: okay ICELY continue.

Whatever the cricket, ruined it. Anyway bye! BTW please watch pewdiepie! 

*evil grin spreads across face* 

At your own risk.... MWAHAHA! 

*curtain closes slowly*

THE END


BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S MORE!!!

I just want to tell you that.....


AM A PROUD PINAY!

that's all thanks.