I am not a person
I'm three possums in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care, I'm not a person
I'm three possums in a coat
Currently writing Melancholia.
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Teenybopper-Tacocat
Sep 29, 2025 05:19PM
that fucker has soured my love of dead boy detectives. Considering wrapping up the fic early out of irritation.View all Conversations
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