I am not a person
I'm three possums in a coat
And we like to claim it's Gucci
But we got it from a goat
Say it's vintage or it's avant-garde
Whatever boats your float
I don't care, I'm not a person
I'm three possums in a coat
Currently writing Undead Becomes Her.
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Teenybopper-Tacocat
Jan 08, 2026 04:44AM
being responsible sucks. i should get paid to write stories instead of this.View all Conversations
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