TEH KORTET'S DEBUT SINGLE: FIRST POTATO CHIP OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBA9SxN-98U

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mulroy ruined my profile ugh i wil fix it l8r and where did the burger and fries emjois go?!!!?!

My name is mulroy and I run this account! When you see someone commenting on your story or replying to a comment on ours, or maybe even talking to you, then that's me, mulroy unless stated otherwise. :-)
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Teh Kortet is a British Boy Band, sometimes called "Da New One Direction". They are made out of five members: Mullroy Buttface (15), Dudley Dursley (16), Nerville Loudbottom (14), and Ding-Dong Nolastname (2).

They play mostly pop music, but sometimes they like to mix up their style, with  doing several rap segments in their music. Auto-tune is unreal to them, and thus everything they sing is natural.

Mullroy is the lead singer, also playing guitar. Dudley plays the bass, as well as doing backup vocals with Nerville, who plays keyboard. who plays drums. Ding-Dong rarely, but sometimes does backup vocals, and always plays synthesizer.

The band was formed in 2011 and now finally in 2016, they are releasing their first EP, "Rainbow".

Now learn their life stories through Wattpad -- and the Teh Kortet Official Novelization.