Porthos

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Hewo my fowwowers!!! Kya!!! It’s has Been quite a…. while… hasn’t it? Heh…

I'm convincing my friend to keep her streak of not cutting by offering the incentive that if she stays clean for a year I'll mail her cookies and if she stay clean two years then cake

Somehow I'm still cold even under a two sheets and a jacket
          
          It's September in 73 in the house. And 83 outside

Hey guys I have a question
          
          
          How do deal with a person that's simping on you

Bruh why tf 80's exhaust taste like jelly ranchers

I have just single handedly proven I am a overgrown bird
          
          You know how birds don't understand glass and think it's just a opening and not solid? We have a glass door to the pool at the vacation house I'm staying at and I had to use the bathroom
          
          
          You can guess what happened
          

Owning a pair of wheelis sure sounds like the American Dream 

Me:I should probably watch the show or read the book before I read this fic 
          
          My brain:shut the fuck up and read it

Is it bad I just sat in my bathroom for 30 minutes in the dark just singing along to elton john