1. Snails can use their shells as shelter. (Or should I say, shell-ter. Sensible chuckle)
2. Snails can not move very fast.
3. Snails are extremely competitive racers, and are known to lose their cool during tournaments.
4. Snails are popular ingredients in cooking, frequenly used to create delecious meals.
5. Snails are incapable of wearing hats.
6. Snails make terrible shoelaces.
7. Snails possess an innate appreciation for spaghetti.
8. Snails, like humans, are afraid of skeletons.
9. Snails are the most trusted ally of spiders.
10. Snails do not have hands.
11. Snails are known to indulge in the literary works of Agatha Christie.
12. Snails cannot do push ups.
13. Snails are very sensitive creatures, and are deeply affected by other snails' words.
14. Snails are terrific rappers.
15. Snails sometimes flip their digestive systems as they mature.
16. Snails sometimes die as they mature.
17. Snails are capable of seeing the future.
18. Snails are incapable of feeling mercy.
19. Snails are often the most dangerous serial killers in existence.
20. Snails prefer to use knives over guns as weapons, and delight in the sounds of agony.
21. Snails make great household pets and are friendly with children.
22. Snails are known for their impeccable fashion sense.
23. Snails are extremely at risk of drug addiction.
24. Snails are distant cousins of penguins.
25. Snails, despite common misconception, are not at all related to slugs.
26. Snails can be found in wet climates, and feast off of children's tears.
27. Snails can grow beards, although their beards are insignificant and peasantly.
28. Snails are internationally recognised as slimy.
29. Snails live on the moon.
30. Snails do not fear death.
31. Snails are banned from participating in soccer.
32. Snails are fantastic at being small.
33. Snails were once hired to model in a Playboy magazine.
34. "Snails" is the 1532nd most commonly used password.
35. "Snails1" is the 1533rd most commonly used password
