Superwholockian

Once upon a time in cinema: (Civil War) SPOILERS !!!!!
          
          Me and my friends: MARTIN FREEMAN!!!! MARTIN FREEMAN!!!! Go John!!!! Omg.... Finally!!!! *clapping*
          The rest of the cinema: What the hell?! Who are those freaks? Who is Martin Freeman? Are these even human?
          
          Me: I want a metal arm!!!!
          Friend: No, I WANT A METAL ARM!!!!
          Another friend: Who doesn't want a metal arm?
          Normal people: We should call the police.
          
          Friend: No, no, no, no, no, no!!!! He's gonna kiss her!!!!
          Me: NO!!! Impossible!!! Steve loves Bucky!!! He'll hurt his feelings. If they are gonna kiss I'm will burn this place to ash. You can't ruin this ship, you just CAN'T!!!! It must become canon.
          Another Friend: Calm down. Not here. People are watching.
          Normal people: What the fuck is ship in here? Are they pirates or something like that?
          Friend: Peasants...
          
          *He's my friend.... - So was I*
          We: Oh My Chuck!!!! That's it EPIC BATTLE!!!*agressively gasping* *grasping seats*
          Me: I want this dialogue tattooed on my arm.
          Friends: Same...
          
          *Bucky lost his metal arm*
          We: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          Others:*matching bitchfaces* And here we go again. 
          
          Friend: Wow, we need to go to cinema more often. This was pretty awesome.
          Non-Fangirls (Normals): PLEASE, DON'T!!!!
          
          I don't really know what I'm doing. I just went to see Civil War yesterday and it was the best day of my life. 
          
          And I ask you: Team Cap or Team Iron Man?

Thank you very much!!!

HEY YOU.....
          Yes, you. Stop being unhappy with yourself. You are perfect. Stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. Stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks. Love them. Without those things you wouldn't be you. And why would you want to be anyone else? Be confident with who you are. It will draw people in. If anyone hates on you because you're happy with yourself.... then stick your middle finger in the air and say screw it. My happiness will not depend on others anymore. I'm happy because I love who I am. I love my flaws. I love my imperfections. They make me me. And me is pretty amazing.
          
          
          Wait.... just one more thing. Remember....you are a work of art. Not everyone will understand you, but the ones who do will never forget about you. 
          
          
          (Whoa....you're still here. Interesting. Aren't you tired of all this....and all those dots. Sorry, I just love dots. But anyway, thanks for reading it all. I really appreciate it. Maybe you're asking why would such a psychopath like me do this? Believe me, if you knew me in person, you would think of me even worse things. The reason is quite simple. All around the world are people that are not happy with themselves, even though they are perfect the way they are. I wanted to do this long time ago. I hope at least five people read this. And if you know someone who looks depressed, try to make them smile and tell them how great they are. That's all. I guess. )

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