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I have officially heard the most disturbing song called “the Hearse song” and I’m honestly terrified

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Randy:Good morning KiddoUwU 
          
          Day 1 of meeting Moth:
          
          Finnegan:Kid go back to your family 
          
          Moth:?
          
          Day??:
          
          Finnegan:*Frick I’m the family now*
          
          Moth:*Hugging Finnegan’ arm while talking their ear off* 
          
          Finnegan:Pft-Beanie baby
          
          ——————————————————————————-
          *Bobby and Hacker come home hurt*
          
          Randy:...
          *Goes outside with a speaker*
          
          Bobby & Hacker:???
          
          Randy:Who ever decided to put their hands on my kids please come outside so I can peacefully 
          B R E A K Y O U R L E G S!
          ——————————————————————————-
          
          Moth:Here Drink thi-
          
          Finnegan:*Drinks the tea*
          
          Moth:?!
          
          Finnegan:I know it was poison I just didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
          
          Moth:*Tears up* I’ll go get the antidote.
          
          —————————————————————————
          
          *Cross hugs Blue*
          
          Cross:Your so clingy!
          
          Blue:Pft-Wut?
          
          

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Randy:Good morning KiddoUwU 
          
          *Random person walking up to Finnegan*
          
          “Hey!How ya-
          *Moth appearing out of nowhere*
          
          Moth:RrrrRRrRrRRrR
          
          Random person:AHHhHhhhhHhh
          
          Random person:GET YOUR F*CKING DOG B*CTH!
          
          Finnegan:*Casually sipping coffee* They don’t bite.
          
          Random person:YES THEY DO!!!!!!!!!
          
          Moth:GrRrRrrR
          
          Random person:*Runs away*AhhhHhhHh
          
          *Moth goes on Finnegan lap and falls asleep*
          
          Moth:ZzzzzzZz
          
          Finnegan:You little Brat brat now I can’t get up cause your lazy arse!
          
          *Cross appears*
          Cross:Heya Finn can you-*Sees Moth on their lap*
          
          Cross:...Need help getting them off?
          
          Finnegan:*Intense glare* You wake them up I’ll f*cking dust you them put your dust in vase only to smash that vase in the f*cking ground only to vacuum your dust up and feed it to the fishs! D o 
          Y O U  F * C K I N G U N D E R S A N D I N G ?
          
          Cross:Yeah nope goodbye!*Disappear*
          
          Finnegan:Lovely~*Puts his coffee down and cuddles with Moth*
          
          Finnegan:Hmmm my Brat.
          
          

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Randy:Good morning KiddoUwU 
          
          ————-BeanieBaby———-
          
          Moth:Hey what’s for dinner?
          
          Finnegan:Can’t you tell it’s a soup-prise?
          
          Moth:...So we’re having soup?
          
          Finnegan:I soup-pose you could say that
          
          Moth:Stop that!
          
          Finnegan:Stoup what?
          
          Moth:STOP SAYING SOUP PUNS!!!!
          
          Finnegan:Or what?
          
          Moth:Or I’ll dust you!
          
          Finnegan:...Then you’ll have no one to read you bedtime stories or anyone one to cuddle you....
          
          Moth:...
          
          Finnegan:And “what” have I told you about threatening me?
          
          Moth:...
          
          Finnegan:H u h ?
          
          Moth:...
          
          Finnegan:I’m going out and I won’t come back till tomorrow afternoon.
          (Starts to walk out)
          
          Moth:What?! No wait I’m sorry!
          (Hugs from behind)
          
          Moth:I’m sorry please don’t leave me I wanna cuddle!
          
          Finnegan:...
          
          Moth:Please?
          
          Finnegan:..Fine you little brat!
          (Ruffles hair and hugs back)
          
          Moth:Yay!
          
          

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Randy:Good morning KiddoUwU 
          
          (Error and Nightmare not getting along cause Error tried to steal Blue again XD)
          
          ———————-ChildNootNoot——————-
          
          Nightmare:F*CK U
          
          Error:Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience !
          
          Nightmare:I will end you
          
          Error:A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.
          
          Nightmare:W h a t? Kevin better not be dead when I get home!
          
          Error:Heh..
          
          Error:We’re having Chicken for dinner but... it’s not Kevin...
          
          Nightmare:?
          
          Error:It’s and over size yellow big bird!
          
          Nightmare:...
          
          Error:  :3
          
          Nightmare:I’m sorry...
          
          Nightmare:W H A T?!
          
          Error:Moth helped me hunt him down but we might let him go he’s being a baby and crying and he won’t fit in the oven anyways...
          
          ———Moth has entered the chat————
          
          Moth:We can do a fire outside!
          
          Error: (• . • )>Yass!
          
          ——Randy has entered the chat———
          
          Randy:Noooooooooo!
          Randy:Finnegannnnnnnnnnnnn!
          ————Finnegan has entered the chat———
          
          Finnegan:What?
          
          Randy:Please collect your child! And don’t leave this time!
          
          Finnegan:...
          
          Moth:Their not gonna do anything! 
          
          Finnegan:*Pulls out NapTime*
          
          Moth:...
          
          Moth:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
          
          Finnegan:Why are you running? W h y a r e y o u  
          r u n n I n g?