Thaiger Dave Pierce

Someone got water in my Kool-Aid.

Don't revere me. I put my bra on one boob at a time like any other girl.

I hope to solve world hunger and tell no one.

I wish I had plot armor like Jesus.

I'm a demon in fat guy's clothing.

My wacky ass could never be a brain surgeon

Waiting for feedback has me as mad as a dad in traffic.

Don't spend time worrying about your life. You're not getting out of it alive anyway.

A Wizard's words are as valuable as urine.

Random viewership always makes me excited :D