Thanos_is_a_bitch

2020 is like not real. We are all dreaming. 
          	
          	Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Thanos_is_a_bitch

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@alice71233 Did you fucking lie???? Where iS THE LIE
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CEM0414

You have been chosen to be showered in love.
          So enjoy❤❤❤
          Now. Post this to everyone's wall, Who you think
          deserves the world. If u get
          1 back- your loved
          2 back-your popular
          3 back-your one of the most lovable persons out there
          9 back-Wow, I'm jealous
          Don't break this chain unless you want to break
          someone's heart❤❤❤ 
          (You don’t have to do this is you don’t want to!)

Thanos_is_a_bitch

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My parents are boomers. Like 5 minutes ago my little cousin showed my mom and dad a pic of a cute outfit and my dad didn't like it.
          
          Reminder my cousin is 8 and she always says she looks up to me (which is awwwww) and she always listens to me and I always tell her to have her own opinion.
          
          She went "you are a man you wouldn't understand"
          
          My mom: a man is the only person who should like a girls outfit.
          
          My cousin thought for a while and she noticed me glaring daggers at them both. She smiled and went: you are wrong. Firstly you should be the one to like your own outfit and who cares if a man doesn't like it. They are all shit anyway. 
          
          LET ME TELL YOU I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF HER
          
          Plus she looked at me like she was very proud of herself and just....TAKE ALL MY LOVE

Thanos_is_a_bitch

@Rubyroo16 I will litERRALY CRY WITH YOU 
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tonystarksghostoop

I love your cousin. I'm crying because of the adorable ness.
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Thanos_is_a_bitch

So uh....ww3 is a thing now....
          
          
          
          WE ARE GONNA DIEEEE
          
          
          
          YAYYYYY

Thanos_is_a_bitch

@Thanos_is_a_bitch I do hope it kills us....with blowing up 
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novelz_novels

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@Thanos_is_a_bitch wait is it actually
            
            Holy shit
            
            I really hope it blows over
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Thanos_is_a_bitch

The awkward moment when you get with a person you where JuSt fRieNdS with. And every your shared friend shipped you together. Also you where in a fake relationship because men are creepy.
          
          Couldn't be me.....
          
          
          @TheGeekGurl
          
          How about you? 

Thanos_is_a_bitch

@Johnathan_Mandrake yes there's nothing as universal as war and money!
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Johnathan_Mandrake

@Thanos_is_a_bitch  True but for me it's either someone pushes me to the point of snapping, or someone pays me to do it...  money is a language all its own, after all.  Plus, it's universal so there's no language barrier!
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Thanos_is_a_bitch

@Johnathan_Mandrake  lmao! You are like my every guy friend ever. But like....entertainment....sameeee. I'm waiting someone to do something wrong so I can snap :D But for real we can solve overpopulation. @TheGeekGurl this is what I mean when I say I'm proud of gen z....*sniff*
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Thanos_is_a_bitch

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SO like my teacher wants to talk a lot about the stuff I don't give a fuck about.....sooooo....PUBLISH A NEW CHAPTER THEN CRY TO MY BEST FRIEND, STAY ON MY PHONE AND HAVE A BITCH FACE ON...*cough*
          
          I got an 8/10 on my test. I'm fucking salty

bangtansakhela

@Thanos_is_a_bitch omgggg!! georgian???? im from georgia!!!
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