Tyler and Josh are dad

No loves me! Well okay some of u do but ya know.... 
          I'm bals deep inthe drama of my life

HEY! yeah its been a while, its been yeah' yeah. Fuck wow, I missed you guys. 
          Anyways I'm gonna be home alone for a few days so I'll have a cess to a tablet when no ones looking so yeah.
          
              NO MOTHER FUCKING WAY, IM GONNA LET ANYONE GET IN THE WAY OF ME TALKING TO ACTUAL PEOPLE. Okay I'm gonna go know, love you all

Re- posting this because it makes me laugh: A message from me to you 
          TOPIC: Southern Slang
          fell out of the ugly tree and hit every damn branch on the way down – if someone is unbelievably unattractive, looking as though they’ve been hit with several ugly sticks, this is the proper way to express that ugliness
          
          can’t carry a tune in a bucket – to be unable to sing at all
          
          hotter than a goat’s butt in a pepper patch – very hot
          
          think your shit don’t stink – to think too highly of oneself
          
          uppity – snobby

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY DOODS, AND CREN FRENS I MISS U BROS

I was looking at ur profile thing and one of the messages I posted said, "this message may be offensive!" and I was like what? it was me that wrote that.

Hi Tom. This is your Mother. Just wanted to let you know that your other mother doesn't know we're married and that you should probably watch out for owls who will shit in your head in the future. 

I want tacos, but I also want cookies, the problem is I have neither!

IMMA DIE IN A HOLE OF DILDOS AND BANDS! THATS HOW IM GONNA GO, JUST ME SITTING IN A HOLE FULL OF DILDOS BANDS ALBUMS AND MUSIC WHILE EATING TAPIOCA PUDDING

I feel like I need to say this. 
          
          My cat just sneezed. 

I AM HERE!!! Hello beautiful!!! I am hugging you through the internet because I can't come see you through the outernet.