His Puple Heighness

Brooo my auntie loves his purple highness

Im changing this again becaus @-M-MXSTARD-GAS- is a saucy bitch

A platypus?

@ICY-PUNK- wants me to make this account into re destro should i

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then its a soap opera.
          What did the drummer name his daughters? Anna 1, anna 2
          I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I dont know y.
          What did the 0 say to the 8? "That belt looks good on you"
          Whats the best thing about Switzerland? I dont know, but the flag is a big plus
          I dont trust trees. They seem kinda shady. 
          Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? cause then itd be a foot.
          How do you make 7 even? take away the s. 
          Why didnt the skeleton climb the mountain? it didnt have the guts
          Why is math so sad? cause of all its problems

@12ShadowHunter12 why thank you you too

Okay if your parents suck im adopting you. Ive decided this

I published a story this morning and its still not showing on my account unless something has changed in the last 5 minutes. why does this website hate me-

Anyone want free cookies?

I should write a book on this account or something