Nice try

To whom it may concern,
          
          So, does anyone remember those stuffy/pillow things that took the world by storm like, over ten years ago? Pillow Pets™.
          
          Well guess what, most people are using the product wrong! Even the company does seem to understand how they should be correctly used. You need to flip them and sleep on the tummy! Because if you have a Unicorn Pillow Pet™ the mane will be in your way, but the other side is basically just a soft pillow.
          
          The velcro is on the head side, I don't know how people didn't figure this one out, (probably because it's a product marketed towards small children,) but where are their parents!?
          
          I hope you all have enjoyed this short, to the point, informative public announcement. Which I'm sure was both helpful and applicable considering my audience. 
          
          ~Ash

COME BACKKK

To whom it may concern,
          
          Most of my life people have compared me to a Pomeranian, because of my hyperness, or a Chihuahua because of my temper. However, may I suggest that I am really a husky, because if I'm not given anything to do I just get in trouble. Also, I'm *gorgeous*.
          
          ~Ash

i’m reading toxic by nikolaislants (dk if this is the exact same name) and i love your comments

To whom it may concern,
          
          So recent I've been rereading my old work.... And, yeah. I think I might be taking down most my lemons are rewriting them.
          
          ~Ash

To whom it may concern,
          
          This is a conversation I had with a random mother. And by mother, I mean I was talking with someone's mother.
          
          "It would have been so funny though!"
          
          "There's a different between funny and weird."
          
          "And this was weird."
          
          "But also very funny!"
          
          I feel like it should be a prompt for a story. But at the same time, it kinda summarizes most my life choices.
          
          ~Ash

To whom it may concern,
          
          Recent events have made me want to go back to writing, "Death wish". But at the same time the story has branched out in so many directions I don't even know what's going on with it anymore!  Are they fourteen or sixteen?
          I have a frickin sequel partway written in my keep notes!
          Why am I like this!?
          There are versions were Batman is dead, one's where he isn't and they're sneaking around behind his back.
          The whole thing has gotten as confusing as my life... And I don't even know how to warn people I gave Damian a little sister since Miranda has just become such a part of the family to me I forget no one else knows she exists.
          I really should try plotting, but I feel it's so restrictive!
          
          ~Ash

Happy New Year!!!

To whom it may concern,
          
          I'm not sure how many people who followed me are even still active. But for those who follow me for my lemons, I finally finished that sequel I had to all vote on and I said I'd write just before leaving Wattpad almost half a year ago.
          
          ~Ash

Merry Christmas!
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          When the day is over, what was the craziest thing that happened this holiday? I'm the meantime, spend it with your family.