That83person

To whom it may concern,
          	
          	I'm not dead! Trying to drop the new version of "No body's hero" but wattpad isn't letting me!
          	
          	~Ash
          	
          	

That83person

To whom it may concern,
          
          So, does anyone remember those stuffy/pillow things that took the world by storm like, over ten years ago? Pillow Pets™.
          
          Well guess what, most people are using the product wrong! Even the company does seem to understand how they should be correctly used. You need to flip them and sleep on the tummy! Because if you have a Unicorn Pillow Pet™ the mane will be in your way, but the other side is basically just a soft pillow.
          
          The velcro is on the head side, I don't know how people didn't figure this one out, (probably because it's a product marketed towards small children,) but where are their parents!?
          
          I hope you all have enjoyed this short, to the point, informative public announcement. Which I'm sure was both helpful and applicable considering my audience. 
          
          ~Ash

That83person

To whom it may concern,
          
          Most of my life people have compared me to a Pomeranian, because of my hyperness, or a Chihuahua because of my temper. However, may I suggest that I am really a husky, because if I'm not given anything to do I just get in trouble. Also, I'm *gorgeous*.
          
          ~Ash

That83person

To whom it may concern,
          
          This is a conversation I had with a random mother. And by mother, I mean I was talking with someone's mother.
          
          "It would have been so funny though!"
          
          "There's a different between funny and weird."
          
          "And this was weird."
          
          "But also very funny!"
          
          I feel like it should be a prompt for a story. But at the same time, it kinda summarizes most my life choices.
          
          ~Ash

That83person

@MMartin31 yeah I have people my own age telling me to stay out of trouble, and they're not even my friends joking around! I'm like, excuse me, you don't even know the half of it! None of them even know I have a Wattpad or realize I'm friends with a girl they're all friends with, so I know she isn't telling my stories, and no one stops to listen to them, so I'm like, "At least let tell my story if you're going to talk about me either way!"
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MMartin31

Me! That's how I feel when parents say I'm trouble lol I live at home!
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