Chicken

“I’m not gay, man. That’s not me. I’m just comfortable with my sexuality.” *proceeds to do something gay* 

I wish the mouth on my llama mask was bigger so I could eat chicken nuggets through it.

oh and I finished my men’s rights persuasive speech and I’d post it here but if my teacher checks for plagiarism it’d show lol ;-;

✨w o w✨ I forgot I had dimples until today when I smiled and saw it in the mirror. Oof

I like how everyone’s pfps are aesthetics and super nice and mine is just -_-

Swing swong you are wrong 

Popcorn with chocolate on it is kinda good?? But at the same time normal popcorn is better

I’m going to T pose outside the dark brotherhood sanctuary to assert my dominance and warn them of their inevitable downfall by my hands.

I’m listening to music from my y e e m o phase and like this stuff slaps why did I ever stop listening to it

My best friend got a girlfriend :D I’m so proud of him! He’s like one of the best friends I’ve had, even though I’ve only known him for a few weeks (closer to a month)