IDK What I'm Doing

Hai

If you aren't hiding in a dark supply closet at your dance studio wearing a giant black cloak and holding a fake hand to scare some of your best friends, what are you even doing with your life?

Expect the Unexpected hit 40K reads! What an amazing birthday present! Thank you so much! I know I've struggled to consistently update this story, but you guys have stuck with me through it all! I can't thank you enough, honestly. You guys are amazing!

Happy birthday!!!

There's some kind of crazy lightning storm going on right now. There's no rain, no wind, and no thunder, but lightning is just constantly flashing. There's probably 2-3 flashes per second. And it's not that far away either. Like, it looks really close. I don't have a clue what's happening but it's gorgeous and absolutely terrifying at the same time. 

Current mood: One Direction in the process of writing Midnight Memories, repeatedly scream-singing "I LOVE KFC!" and "CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN!" 

I loved your book, "Life is Crazy" a lot!
          I hope you update soon because I read everything in half an hour and my heart is exploding from excessive shipping!

I just got a bag of Veggie Straws and they expire on my birthday. I don't know if that's just a cool coincidence or if it's a bad omen or what. It's not actually important, I just felt like sharing lol

PLS thank you for taking the application. You are now swag.

So... I'm losing my mind. The guy that I have had a crush on since September came over to play basketball in the driveway with my brother and his friends. Except it's currently storming right now (thunder, lightning, hail). So instead of playing basketball outside my window, they're all in the basement of our house watching basketball. He's in my house. 
          
          HE'S 
          
          IN
          
          MY
          
          HOUSE
          
          And suddenly I don't know how to act normal anymore. I'm FREAKING OUT. Someone tell me how to act like a normal human being!