ThatBadassUnicorn (@ThatBadassUnicorn)

Hi.

I'm just going to put this out there, but - 

Why the hell are you reading my description?

My name basically describes me.

I'm BADASS.

and I'm a UNICORN.

a BADASS UNICORN.

 - see the reference to my name?

That's basically it. Full stop. (And I'm going to add a full stop at the end of this for the effect.)

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