I was going to change my description but I seem to forgotten what I was going to change it to.

Ah, yes. Now I remember.

On this wonderful world of ours, some people have been given the gift of being writers.

Some are better than others, it all depends on your preferences, of course. 

I am one of those people.

And even better, in all my social awkwardness, I was gifted with the talent of writing romance. 

Brilliant.

And so here I shall present to you varying levels of romance, from sex and erections and such things; to the simple cuddling between couples.

But I assure you, at least half of these stories will have some dirtiness involved, hence my username.

And even better, look at this miracle: grammar. Such a wonderful thing. Thank the multimillion books I have read.

I say here and I say now, damn it, I do take requests and such. I do not get offended by criticism. Actually, scratch that. I don't exactly get offended.

Also, feel free to message me. I like communicating with the people who read my stories. It's interesting to hear peoples' preferences and opinions.

Cheers,

-The Writer