"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it." -Edgar Allan Poe 
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self defense." - Technoblade (Rip)
"I didn't really fall. I just, you know... sauntered vaguely downwards." -Crowley
"You should be admiring my shoes." -Brandon Rogers
"An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!" - Marie Mjolnir
"If you see a stranger, follow him." - Ed
"You don't need a driver's license to hit and run.'' - Kagura
"You must be annoyed because I'm the only one eating cake at the moment." - L

I'm tired but I don't want to sleep lmao

I have so many issues if you've met me in certain fanfictions then you know one or more of em

16 personalities result- ISTP

Fun fact about me: I lie a lot. Take everything I say with a grain of salt unless you like your bull unseasoned.