Con

THE SIMPS IN THE COMMENTS I CAN'T--
          
          I can't escape DU for the life of me and I refuse to come back 

HOW IS MY DU BOOK STILL GETTING ATTENTION-
          THAT SHIT IS LIKE A YEAR OLD BRO NAUR

mmmmmmm oc angst

I'm crying, why? *points to my ocs*
          
          I feel bad for tHEM
          
          GARRETT I'M SORRY FORGIVE ME PLEASE-

I have two versions of me-
          
          The Creator me and The Fandom me
          
          The Creator me is more logical when it comes to my ocs and takes them more seriously, while the Fandom me just ships them together even tho Creator me has reminded me that they can't be together and never will
          
          and I still do ship those two bastards-

this app is the sole reason on why my innocence is gone

watch me simp for an oc and question my life--
          
          And here I was, supposed to kill them off but nOPE not anymore

I swear-
          
          who-
          
          why-
          
          WHY
          
          WHY DID SOMEONE MAKE A GREAT DAY X SELOZAR FIC-
          
          *sobs*

I feel like dumping Wattpad all together---

wtf was I doing yesterday what-