ThatOneJackaboy

“Man... I need to do my homework..”
          	
          	*reaches over towards pencil*
          	
          	*reaches over pencil and clicks play on the next YouTube video*

JayWare2000

@ThatOneJackaboy  HAHA
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❤ Beautiful Person Award ❤
          
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ThatOneJackaboy

*talking about chickens and roosters for some reason*
          
          Me: “Okay so.. the egg isn’t going to have a chick in it cause it’s not fertilized. Hens produce eggs and there’s only a chick if the rooster fertilizes it.”
          
          Grandma: “well how does it fertilize it?”
          
          Me: “.... it.. like.. it.. just like....... *long pause* it.. fertilizes it...”
          
          Grandma: “how?”
          
          Me: “IM NOT EXPLAINING CHICKEN SEX TO YOU.”

ThatOneJackaboy

*calls mum in the bathroom*
          
          Me: “Mum. There’s no toilet paper..”
          
          Mum: “hmm? Dat sounds like a problem.. Have a nice day!”
          
          Me: “DONT YOU DARE HANG UP-“
          
          *Mum hangs up*
          
          (Four minutes later)
          
          Mum: *sits toilet paper away from me on the sink*
          
          Me: “mom, hand it to me! I can’t reach it!!”
          
          Mum: “hmm, didn’t you *starts listing things I’ve done years ago* “
          
          *mum shuts door*
          
          Me: *grabs brush and tries pulling the toilet paper closer*
          
          Mum: *opens door, grabs toilet paper, and leaves*
          
          “OMG MOM..”