TheJediAssassin

Happy Anniversary baby!! It's been a great year and let's keep going strong!!! I love you 

I have lost faith in about 90% of America, especially the women who voted for Trump. You should be ashamed of yourselves, voting for a man who would sexually assault you over a woman who would fight for your rights. Plus, the electoral college can kiss my ass. Hillary won the popular vote. She should be our president.

Happy 28th birthday, Tobin! I will probably have a birthday oneshot out tomorrow or Tuesday, but I just wanted to say this! ⚽️

If you are fouling my teammates, shoving them down for no reason, and generally are being a bitch, then I have absolutely no respect for you. You can go die in a hole. Jocelyn (number 12 on the Hancock Varsity Girl's Soccer Team) I'm looking right at you. Also, Jocelyn, hunny, I'm taken. Stop trying to get in my pants. Kay thanks.

@grace_tumminelli unfortunately no. School and all that.

@grace_tumminelli no. I didn't know they were playing

@grace_tumminelli definitely

@grace_tumminelli Thorns.

100 FOLLOWERS GUYS!

I appreciate the birthday wishes, people, but it's tomorrow. Not today.